19Achievements
You Spin Me Right Round
Follow a lady into the big smoke.
(19.9%)
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Make a huge mistake.
(11.8%)
Tijuana Taxi
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(9.0%)
It's Tuesday!
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
(2.6%)
The Horn Proclaimers
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
(2.7%)
Baby on Board
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
(2.5%)
Fly Like an Eagle
Purchase a pet eagle.
(3.0%)
Better Than Mama
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
(1.2%)
That's Where The Happy People Go
View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the tutorial. Useful, isn't it?
(39.0%)
25 or 6 to 4
Reach a 35x multiplier.
(3.4%)
For the Love of Money
Collect every Cash Stash.
(1.3%)
Gonna Fly Now
Accomplish every Sick Jump.
(1.3%)
Low Rider
Discover all of the horns.
(1.3%)
Possession Obsession
Purchase every hat and paint job.
(1.4%)
Still the One
Collect every star in every ride.
(1.3%)
True Maximilian
Purchase every property.
(1.6%)
What a Fool Believes
Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
(1.1%)
Wheels of Steel
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.
(1.1%)
Smoke & Mirrors
Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.
(1.1%)