...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Multiplayer Master!

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Hazard Avoider

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Meet Quentin.

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"

Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Pure Energy

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Second Amendment

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Talk!

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Your Turn

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Tramm Ride

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Housing Crisis

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Death Hazard

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Deja-Vu

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Russian to the Finish

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Stung

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

Disco is Dead

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"