Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.