Get Them Out of Our Schools

Eliminate 10 Scientists and stop them from spreading their filthy lies.

Master of Controls

Change the controls around in the "Controls" menu.

You're the Best Around!

Complete the Single Player game.

A Little Help from Your Friends

Complete the Multiplayer game.

Omaha Steaks®, Delicious!

Create 5,000 filets.

Not a Portal Reference

Collect all 47 cakes in Single Player mode.

Sugar High

Collect all 47 cakes in Multiplayer mode.

Get Over Yourselves

Select "Credits" from the "Help & Options" menu and watch the whole thing.

Only Gandhi Would Be Proud

Complete a level without killing any Scientists.

Lay Off the Caffeine

Splode 300 times in a single level.

All Hail The Splode King

Complete the Single Player game in Hardcore mode.

Eventual Destruction of a Galaxy

Release The Maw from his cage and send him into space.