47Achievements
Hero, Their Health Is Low
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
(10.5%)
Ass Creed
You were deadly alright; look at the size of that hole in your trousers! Quick, find a haystack!
(3.4%)
I Did This For A Cheevo
Achievement Unlocked; You look ridiculous.
(2.7%)
Combat, Evolved
Spend your new experience wisely, and yes - you're welcome for the top tip.
(8.2%)
Out Of The Frying Pan…
You showed someone how you felt about them... With the underside of a Frying Pan.
(3.2%)
As Quiet As A Whisper
You silenced Whisper in combat, who said chivalry was dead?
(31.5%)
Feed The Troll
Apart from this one time, remember; never, EVER feed the Troll.
(25.4%)
The Swinging Sword
Now that's what I call a Swinging Sword! Oh, you thought we meant "Singing Sword"?
(16.2%)
You Are A Super Player
You found all the Silver Keys! If you've done this twice since 2004, then you are a super player!
(2.8%)
Education Rules The Nation
The children are literate again, you have made Albion a more intelligent place. For now.
(3.5%)
Get It Off Your Chest
That's one Silver Key Chest down! You're going to go on to open them all now, right?
(15.4%)
Horde Mode
You collected 10 Legendary weapons! Although some might call that, "overcompensating"...
(3.9%)
The Ultimate Warrior
Your Hero looks badass! Why not share an image of them on the Lionhead forums? [wink] [wink]
(14.4%)
That's My Man!
You levelled up a complete abilities tree! Will you now become a real Hero and master all three?
(12.6%)
I Am Legendary
You've gone from a Chicken Chaser to a Legendary Hero. All in a day's work, I guess.
(18.8%)
Are You Not Entertained?!
You completed the Arena without rest, is this not why you were here?
(22.2%)
See The Future
Have you ever seen such smart-glass?! (Nice play on words there, smart-arse).
(7.0%)
From The Smallest Acorn
Your childhood is behind you, next stop: puberty. 5 years of out-of-control hormones awaits you.
(76.0%)
The Graduation
Your student loan has ended, it will be years before you can buy a house, but hey; you've graduated!
(59.0%)
Becoming A Man
You went to Orchard Farm, made some decisions, and will now live by them.
(42.8%)
The Bloodline Part I
You located your sister, but little does she know how relevant she is to the future of Albion.
(27.0%)
Under A Full Moon
You slayed the White Balverine, formally known as Jimmy. Ironic that he was allergic to dogs.
(22.9%)
Gladiator, Ready!
You won the Arena, the highest accolade there is for a Hero! Now, onwards to saving the world!
(25.1%)
A Family Friend
Did you spell a rude word on the stones? It doesn't matter now, the annoying Archaeologist is saved!
(19.2%)
Fishing In A Graveyard
Who goes fishing in graveyards? It seems you do! Nostro is at peace, so go fish somewhere normal.
(18.2%)
The Bloodline Part II
You located your mother, but little does she know how irrelevant she is to the future of Albion.
(20.8%)
There's Always A Lighthouse
With Maze out of the picture, it's time to save your big sister. You know, the powerful one.
(18.7%)
A Wild Jack Appears
You caught up with Jack, and made the toughest choice of all.
(17.9%)
Winter Is Coming
Sailing to the Lost Bay earned 500 miles on your BoatMiles(tm) card, earn 1,000,000 for a free trip!
(16.5%)
Are You Listening To Me?
Who knew that the letters Y, M, C and A would hold so much knowledge. Must be the outfits.
(15.0%)
Making Tough Decisions
Will you hear the words "Hero, your health is low" again? Choices were made, but were they right…
(13.7%)
(#SPOILERS)
You defeated the Dragon, and cast away Jack's mask into the lava, (or put it on and became him!).
(13.5%)
For Every Choice, An Achievement
Horns or Halo? Your choice of headgear has far reaching consequences.
(18.9%)
But You're A Wizard, Hero
What kind of Hero are you; The Jack of All Trades, or The Master of One?
(7.4%)
That's A Real Lunker!
You got your tackle out, one way or the other.
(24.0%)
Fight Cluck
Punching people or kicking Chickens; it's all considered an achievement in Albion.
(11.5%)
Arthur or Robin?
Whether you chose large biceps, or a hawk's-eye - you chose well.
(15.2%)
Choosing My Religion
Making a sacrifice is never easy. The decisions, the expense. . . the wriggling.
(7.5%)
Open Saysamemiddlefinger
Talking stone doors that give you ridiculous riddles? We've seen it all now!
(4.1%)
Project Ego
The world has seen your ego for what it is, don't let it go to your head.
(18.3%)
What Are Ya Sellin'?
Is that all, stranger? Come back anytime.
(37.2%)
The Hero Of Time
A true Hero is one that can control time. Bonus points if you were wearing a green hat.
(6.7%)
Beauty Or The Beast
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the (insert choice here) of them all?
(19.6%)
Marital Relations
Marriage - two's company, three's a crowd!
(7.7%)
The Drinking Game
Remember to drink responsibly, and whatever you do: you should not drink and bake.
(12.1%)
Definitely Not On Rails
You've either explored the world of Albion, or you're now the size of the world of Albion.
(10.0%)
Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
Being a landlord is a bit like being the Grim Reaper, so why not combine the two!
(19.8%)