50Achievements
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
(65.8%)
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
(62.0%)
KKK Hero
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(32.3%)
Elven Hero
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(34.1%)
Nonconformist
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(55.8%)
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
(15.5%)
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
(14.4%)
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
(47.3%)
Inside Joke
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(11.7%)
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
(15.2%)
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
(29.1%)
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
(7.9%)
Face Hoff
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(4.7%)
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
(4.5%)
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
(45.7%)
Acceptance
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(43.9%)
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
(5.3%)
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
(14.9%)
Two Girls, One Stick
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(3.4%)
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
(13.6%)
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
(2.3%)
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
(7.5%)
Outpatient
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(13.4%)
Perverted
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(10.5%)
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
(66.6%)
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
(44.8%)
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
(46.9%)
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
(9.1%)
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
(66.8%)
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
(40.1%)
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
(5.1%)
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
(38.5%)
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
(43.4%)
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
(2.4%)
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
(44.3%)
Stick Savior
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(44.6%)
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
(11.1%)
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
(19.7%)
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
(9.8%)
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
(9.9%)
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
(31.5%)
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
(2.1%)
Too Far
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(12.4%)
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
(22.7%)
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
(62.8%)
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
(67.8%)
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
(7.0%)
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
(58.2%)
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
(33.7%)
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
(1.9%)