Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Win the title bout!

Thrash the Goathenge

Do no evil

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Hold your own concert

Travel to space!

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Fight the turtles

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Finish all manual quests

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Find all the blocks

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Buy all hats

Find all collectibles on level 15

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Enjoy your trip

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Eat 50 food items in one game

Baa with the choir

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Jörgen

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Jump on the launchpad

Get deviously trapped again

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Do a card trick at the magician

Craft all items in one game

Survive 10 days

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Craft all the weapons in one game

It never erupts when you want it to.

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Trash the server room

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Just finish that one LAST job.

A Trip to the Moon.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Wear 30 masks at once.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Destroy all freighters

Blow up all pirate ships

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Headbutt all alien eggs

Find all collectibles

Gather $1000000

Find all the pony horses.

Complete test chambers.

Run wild with the Podrunner.

Visit the badehaus.

Tag 10 walls.